Another Smithsonian-worthy example of a White Knight/Nice Guy. Let’s break it down in the play by play.
A- Associate yourself as sensitive.
S- Suggest that the girl would be happier with you because you’re nice.
S- Slander all things female.
If you spot any other ASS on the internet being a White Knight or Nice Guy, do what Mary did and mock them publicly.
Good job Mary, you get a gold star for the week.
^There are so many ASSes on the internet… I swear, everywhere I look, there’s another ASS.
^There are so many ASSes...internet… I swear, everywhere I look, there’s another ASS.